I don't play with shit very often at all really, I play with piss an awful lot more, I LOVE making myself STINK of piss I bury my nose in my right armpit for ages, sniffing while I'm wanking my beautiful cock. When I do indulge in shit play however, smearing heavily is what makes me buzz. When I'm a bit 'intoxicated' tho, I can't watch enough scat porn. I like to see it as messy as it gets with LOADS of eating. I don't hide it at all from my partner, even though it's not his thing but he gets off watching how excited it makes me. I'm looking forward to having a sesh with someone and I've told him I want him to watch I'm also gonna film it so I can enjoy watching it back. I will get a buzz out of posting it on line as well. I have ABSOLUTELY NO QUALMS about my face being fully visible: I enjoy playing with shit once in a while SO WHAT? I don't stab teenagers to death cos I think it makes me cool and therefore I will vehemently defend my right to rub shit all over my head and in my face cos I enjoy it. I'm really looking forward to filling my hands with shit, looking straight into the camera, grinning and slapping it in my face and going for total head coverage and posting it online. YEAH. Want to be invited to film an uninhibited str8 couple who enjoy scat, on an ongoing basis. Wanna sit on the floor watching a str8 couple fuck while i just piss all over myself and rub my own shit all over my head and face, buzz on and wank like a mental patient!! I have an urge to ensure my face is fully visible while I'm being filthy, so you can see me buzzing. So I'm a maximum mess smearing lad not an eater, but: What I want to have a go at is: getting a silicone gun or similar, putting 18 inches of hose on it, filling it with mine and mates shit and poking the hose down my throat into my belly and pumping in the maximum load my guts can handle. Then drop an emetic and head out with the lads! I think GHB would be ideal for this.